Divorced? Single? Lonely? Confidence taken a hit? Never fear, help is here! Cancel that Bumble account, put away those ED pills and grab this once-in-a blue-moon opportunity for permanent MoJo. In fact, once finished digesting this advert, I suggest hitting a furniture store and acquiring a new bed. You can transport it home in your size-substitution pickup and prepare to embrace your new life. Here in sunny Broad Ripple (46220), I offer you this fine 1969 Classic Fiat 500. Imported by mysel... Divorced? Single? Lonely? Confidence taken a hit? Never fear, help is here! Cancel that Bumble account, put away those ED pills and grab this once-in-a blue-moon opportunity for permanent MoJo. In fact, once finished digesting this advert, I suggest hitting a furniture store and acquiring a new bed. You can transport it home in your size-substitution pickup and prepare to embrace your new life. Here in sunny Broad Ripple (46220), I offer you this fine 1969 Classic Fiat 500. Imported by myself from Naples (Italy, not Florida), this has been my (occasional) daily driver, and I am hoarse from shouting 'I have a girlfriend'. Powered by an eager 495cc, delivered to the rear (12”) wheel via an agricultural (it’s a 1969) 4 speed gearbox, fun and attention are a guarantee. Proud in Ferrari Red with a black interior, the bodywork is in perfect shape. Drives as smooth as your new girlfriends panties. Like a clown looking for a circus, I have decided, reluctantly to part with it. If it is listed, it is available. 'Is it available?' will be ignored. Low ballers will be forwarded to the MOJO Gods and you will forever sleep alone.

Original ad title: 1969 Fiat classic fiat 500